Scene from Whole Foods:Auria: What should we get for the candy jars?
Bobby: Hmm...these pretzels don't have many points...or any salt.
Auria: Not worth it!
Bobby: AGREED.
Auria: This SUCKS! What do healthy people eat for snack?
(Silence.)
Bobby: Fruit?
Auria: ...fruit.
They then walked to the produce section. When they passed the butcher section, they simultaneously grunted: Meeeeeeeat.
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I should note that those tangelo's are scrumptious. On the other hand, they are not as scrumptious as the M&M's that used to be in that jar.
Bobby Rowe - you might have a career in iPhone photography. This looks like a painting!
ReplyDeleteFill the jar with nuts, Bobby. Healthy nuts, like pistachios or almonds.
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